Waiter, theres a ______ in my soup

[chewy]

Heres how it works.
"Waiter, theres a ____ in my soup"
fill in the blank with whatever you want.

The next person will explain why its there, then start again.

I'll start off

Waiter, theres a sock in my soup!
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Sorry, I was in a hurry to change into my uniform.
Waiter, theres a laptop in my soup!

Good for you, you found the hidden message.
What do you want, a reward?
Why dont you go eat a peice of cheese or something. Gawd.

[Hiro Arjan]

Sorry, I forgot to tell you that the 100th customer of today get a free laptop if they order soup.

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Waiter, theres a pokeball in my soup.

[chewy]

theres a magikarp in the ball, they taste good
Waiter, theres an escape the fate cd in my soup.

You did it wrong. I fixed it.

[Urufu]

Its to go in the laptop, so you can jam out.
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Waiter, there's a Jew in my soup.

[{~Gabriel~}]

Sorry sir they were ment to be in the ash tray. (srry its racesit)
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Waiter theres a whore in my soup!

[Hiro Arjan]

sorry i just thought you would rather eat her out instead of the soup
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